TechImpact / it happens there first

Today's post is outside my normal commentary, as it has nothing to do with computers or technology at all. Today's post is entirely political, and while completely off our normal routing must be said, as today I am officially through with the Obama administration.

Of course, you say our last president had 8 years before we judged his actions, and even to date you will find those who are holding their tongue until history unveils the truth. So why, not even 100 days into this historic administration, have I washed my hands and surrendered all hope for good works of our current president. One word: Kumar.

I have not as of yet personally witnessed the tragedy, since I am waiting till it makes it debut on Hulu, but references from NBC have informed me that my fondest of jesters has removed himself from what is likely the greatest show on television since when CSI was interesting: House.

And for what reason must we suffer this travesty: so he gallivant off to restoring America's confidence in itself. To help us believe that we can recover from the giant hole left in our economy and the general degradation of our moral character, and other such trivial tasks. Sure, he is working to restore America to its former greatness, but what is the real cost?

GM could shrivel and die, AIG fold into a million pieces, and Ford vanish into thin air without significant impact to our daily lives. But this bold and uncaring act attacks the very basis of what is good about America: Monday night television. Without the antics of Dr. House torturing poor Dr. Kutner, I will have to consider the impact of my own actions and the future of my family rather than imagining how House manages to hide his outrageous British accent through it all. My couch may loose its normally warm and inviting grooves as I set out to the world to fill this void, involving myself in such distractions as community service, family relations, and even politics itself. My world has forever been altered, and only President Obama is to blame. I take this moment very seriously, and despite how this administration rescues us from the steps of being a third world nation, I will vote accordingly!

by Chris Gamble